Sunday, September 17, 2006
The Kitchen of Love!
I got this link from a post over at Smart Bitches, which is a hilarious website that reviews romance novels. Some of their discussions on romance novel cover art will have you screaming with laughter.
Anyway, check out Fabio's Kitchen of Love. Fabio welcomes you to his kitchen of love wherein you will find such gloriousness as "Fabio's Passionate Refrigerator Magnet Poetry." You can rearrange words to spell out things and have Fabio "read" your musings of poetic genius. I started giggling uncontrollably as I made Fabio "read" my love poetry. "Spread delicious hot chocolate man love" almost made me lose consciousness. (What can I say--it's been an under the radar kind of weekend.)
Then, there's the "Sprays of Her Life" soap opera with characters like Buttricia and Sprachel...gotta see it to believe it.
And, the Fabio-grams with Fabio's advice on "strategic produce placement" for romance in the grocery store..."exotic, yet approachable...like me." Gasp...can't breathe...can't stop laughing.
Don't forget to go into the next room, where Fabio will ask "if you want to cuddle by the fireplace," with that giant white tiger...who can't believe you don't taste like butter as he chomps your leg.
Maybe Head Chef should consider revamping the culinary arts program at Fine Technical College in the style of Fabio's Kitchen...makes you look at the The Joy of Cooking with a whole 'nother eye, now doesn't it?